It’s tough to make sport headlines in this country with the fucking NRL around.
RT @henrygale: OMG. this some crazy shit mon. Still not as bad as that time I went to Collingwood though mon.
The Sick Stench #poomovies
He’s Just Not That Into Poo #poomovies
Old Stool #poomovies
Does Demetriou get payed too much?
Of course he fucking does, but so do a lot of CEO’s. We wouldn’t want to run a clusterfuck like the AFL.
Oh. We thought this was a show about sex workers. We’re not going to need this jumbo tub of hand cream after all.
#hoarders
We are sad to see Full Frontal got axed.
:(
http://t.co/gYrno8U
We got some of our best jokes from there.
RT @TheCONDO: Fuck off Dave Warner.
We’re giving up 20/20 cricket in an effort to become less shit at our main job, which is… Ummm. Fuck.
What do we do again?
Alright Fev, Vossy’s given you the arse, time to come Dockside. We don’t give a fuck what you do as long as you kick a bucketload of goals.
“RT @ozdj: Reminder for @Vodafone_AU customers: Start trying to send your “Happy New Year” SMSes and tweets NOW.” ping @djjjb13 Hahahahaha
“@StevenBaker10: In bed playing some net poker..” Is that the slang term for when you forget to take off the hooker’s stockings?
We’re watching an Il Divo documentary. It’s so bad we’d ALMOST rather be playing football. ..BTW: #itspontingsfault
Memo from Harves.
Att: Youse cunts.
RE: Your cocks.
Its come to my attention that some pansy fucking Saints players have been taking pictures of each others tackle and posting it on the internut or some fucking thing.
Look, I don’t mind if youse all get a bit tackle happy in the changerooms and shit. I mean we all love to teabag a rook, that’s just part of the fucking game, but when some cunt pulls out a camera and starts getting snap happy on your wang, well you’ve just got to say enough is enough and knuckle that fucking cunt.. and teabag him for good measure.
Look fuckheads, you know I have a long standing ban on all this social fucking media bullshit, and this is why. I don’t want to turn on the news and see your fucking knobs plastered all over MyFace. I don’t want to open a paper and see some skank twatting about you and your tiny dicks.
So here’s the rub on your genitals: If I see a Freo player’s cock outside of the changeroom, you’re fucking fired.