March 2011
5 posts
It’s tough to make sport headlines in this country with the fucking NRL around.
RT @henrygale: OMG. this some crazy shit mon. Still not as bad as that time I went to Collingwood though mon.
The Sick Stench #poomovies
He’s Just Not That Into Poo #poomovies
Old Stool #poomovies
February 2011
4 posts
Does Demetriou get payed too much?
Of course he fucking does, but so do a lot of CEO’s. We wouldn’t want to run a clusterfuck like the AFL.
Oh. We thought this was a show about sex workers. We’re not going to need this jumbo tub of hand cream after all.
#hoarders
We are sad to see Full Frontal got axed.
:(
http://t.co/gYrno8U
We got some of our best jokes from there.
RT @TheCONDO: Fuck off Dave Warner.
January 2011
2 posts
We’re giving up 20/20 cricket in an effort to become less shit at our main job, which is… Ummm. Fuck.
What do we do again?
Alright Fev, Vossy’s given you the arse, time to come Dockside. We don’t give a fuck what you do as long as you kick a bucketload of goals.
December 2010
4 posts
“RT @ozdj: Reminder for @Vodafone_AU customers: Start trying to send your “Happy New Year” SMSes and tweets NOW.” ping @djjjb13 Hahahahaha
“@StevenBaker10: In bed playing some net poker..” Is that the slang term for when you forget to take off the hooker’s stockings?
We’re watching an Il Divo documentary. It’s so bad we’d ALMOST rather be playing football. ..BTW: #itspontingsfault
Memo from Harves.
Att: Youse cunts.
RE: Your cocks.
Its come to my attention that some pansy fucking Saints players have been taking pictures of each others tackle and posting it on the internut or some fucking thing.
Look, I don’t mind if youse all get a bit tackle happy in the changerooms and shit. I mean we all love to teabag a rook, that’s just part of the fucking game, but when some cunt pulls...
November 2010
9 posts
We’re gay for Kikki.K.
#justsaying
RT @rambogoraya: Is Langer sitting on Haydos’ lap? When do we say enough is enough with these two?
Shit 22. #aflnovels
Onya Kate, now we can say we’ve slept with the other type of queen. Thanks BTW.
Chad Fletcher, Michael Gardiner, Ben Cousins, Michael Johnson, Chris Mainwairing.
#snort4dinner
Congrats to @Collingwood_FC hitting 100,000... →
We’d like to hit 100,000 Collingwood fans.
Well howdy! We’ve been pretty quiet lately too.. Gotsta make the most of the infrequent off season drug testing ya know.
An IQ of 167!!
That’s not bad for a whole footy club.
Draft dilemma: John Anthony *fucking yawn*
OR
Zulqarnain Haider *totes awesome* Twitter?
October 2010
17 posts
RT @MattskiMusic: ‘Rooke’s knee’ is now akin to ‘Achillies’ heel’. #maxrookefacts
RT @Carlton_FC: Another Blue about to announce retirement..
Is Satan o’hairpin going back to Ireland to kick people professionally?
RT @thewest_com_au: Push to name, shame kerb crawlers. http://bit.ly/cBqKbx
Geolocation would be handy. We wasted 4 hours driving around.
Not on the Chilean #minersipod - Anything by Hole.
Several miners requested to be left down there after hearing Collingwood are the reigning premiers. #chilemine
RT @Markedw: Tarrant owes Pies nothing. He owes Harvey a lot after Mark turned his career into something worthwhile.
“@Freo_Since1995: Rumours circulating that Byron Schammer has had a medical at Essendon! #afltrade” Ping @Danny_Bishop
Bwahahahahahahahaha
We’d like to welcome Ryan Griffen to the club. Sorry? What? …fucking who? Oh.
We’re going to “try a little tendai-ness”
#mzungusongs
We’re scared. Last time a Collingwood forward who couldn’t kick wanted out, we ended up with the ungrateful fucker..
RT @thewest_com_au: Fremantle have secured dashing Perth defender Tendai Mzungu and pick 44 in exchange for their pick 38.
RT @Dockerland: What happens when Matt de Boer is 11th in the queue at the Mr Whippy van? Tendai
RT @Collingwood_FC: Andrew Krakouer’s first presser as a Magpie. Here in WA. http://twitpic.com/2vkmhv
Do you even know where WA is?
RT @watermelon_man: Best. Pobjie. Ever. http://tinyurl.com/2e5swhf Get it tattooed on every footballer’s arm. Oh, and send a copy to Eddie.
Trading a cock for a dick. Seems fair.
RT @kainaussie: @Freo_Dockers wats it matter what ever u do you will still suck
Thanks for the eloquent response :)
September 2010
9 posts
Jeez, Harves put a SM ban on us so we could focus on the big game. That went well then?!
RE: Putting a million on Freo RT @AussieSport: The only quicker way to turn $1,000,000 into $0 would be to change your name to ‘Fevola’.
RT @TheSportsFreak: #AFL So is @FakeCampbell staying at Hawks, heading to GC, OR could he be a straight swap for Tarrant at Freo? WTF!!
The bookies must have mistaken us for the Eagles.
We’re paying $6.75 FFS!
We’re trying to talk Pav into dropping one of his mill’s on it.
RT @joffacorfe: In Hobart in two weeks to promote joffa the movie.
You’ve identified your core demographic then?
As much as we’re enjoying flogging Hawthorn, hats off to Xavier Ellis.
“Gibson’s been pretty reasonable today.”
There’s a glowing endorsement!
Down at Freo we call it finals football because this will be our final game of the year.
RT @fake_EssendonFC: We’re conducting our end of year list management, which of our spuds do you want this year?
Is Laycock available?