Memo from Harves.
Att: Youse cunts.
RE: Your cocks.
Its come to my attention that some pansy fucking Saints players have been taking pictures of each others tackle and posting it on the internut or some fucking thing.
Look, I don’t mind if youse all get a bit tackle happy in the changerooms and shit. I mean we all love to teabag a rook, that’s just part of the fucking game, but when some cunt pulls out a camera and starts getting snap happy on your wang, well you’ve just got to say enough is enough and knuckle that fucking cunt.. and teabag him for good measure.
Look fuckheads, you know I have a long standing ban on all this social fucking media bullshit, and this is why. I don’t want to turn on the news and see your fucking knobs plastered all over MyFace. I don’t want to open a paper and see some skank twatting about you and your tiny dicks.
So here’s the rub on your genitals: If I see a Freo player’s cock outside of the changeroom, you’re fucking fired.